monobeartheater:

abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee:







WHERE ARE THESE GIFS FROM ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING GUY
List of Harry Potter Spells Accio: Brings an object to you Aguamenti: Creates a gush of water from the tip of the spell caster’s wand Alohomora: Opens locks Aparecium: Makes invisible ink become visible Avada Kedavra: The Unforgivable Curse; Kills your opponent; taken from “Abra Cadabra” Avifors: Turns things into birds Avis: Makes birds fly out of the end of your wand Bombarda: Causes a small, locally contained explosion. To make a bigger explosion, one could use “bombarda maxima” Colloportus: Closes a door and binds it so that it can’t be opened. Confringo: AKA the Blasting Curse; Causes the item targeted to explode Confundus: Confounds your target, or makes them temporarily confused Conjunctivitis: Damages the eyesight of your opponent, making them seem to have pink eye Crucio: The Second Unforgivable Curse, the Cruciatus Curse; Tortures your opponent mercilessly Deletrius: Erases the last spell cast by a wand so that it can’t be discovered Densaugeo: Makes teeth grow out of control Diffindo: Makes seams split open, severs an object into two pieces Dissendium: Opens a specific passageway into a cellar, may be useful in other instances; may be only a password Duro: Turns an item to stone. Enervate: Mistaken spell. Changed to Rennervate. Used to wake up a stunned person Engorgio: Makes an item larger, as in swollen Episkey: Heals relatively minor wounds. Evanesco: Causes an item to immediately dissolve away, as if it had never existed Expecto Patronum: Creates Patronus Expelliarmus: Disarms the target of the spell, such as knocking their wand out of their hand Fera Verto: Transforms animals into water goblets! Ferula: Binds a broken limb with a splint and bandages, tightly wrapped Fidelius: Allows a secret to be hidden within the secret keeper’s soul; very powerful spell Finite Incantatem: Stops any spell Flagrate: Allows the user to write or draw in the air with fire Flipendo: Also knows as the Knockback Jinx, pushes or flips something backwards Furnunculus: Causes a person to break out in boils Geminio: Creates a duplicate of an item (a twin, as in the zodiacal sign Gemini). Homorphus: Man-Shape; makes a werewolf or person disguised as an animal resume their human shape Immobulus: Immobilizes the target Impedimenta: Puts up an impediment that slows down something or someone that is coming toward you Imperio: The third unforgivable curse. Allows the user to assume complete control of another person Impervius: Repels water from a surface Incarcerous: Conjures up ropes, which then bind an opponent Incendio: Lights a fire Legilimens: Allows the user to gain access to another’s mind and memories Levicorpus: Turns your opponent upside down and dangles them in thin air Liberacorpus: “Liberates”, or frees a body that has been caught up by the levicorpus spell Locomotor Mortis: The Leg-Locker Curse; locks an opponent’s legs together Lumos: Creates light, usually by making the tip of the wand glow. More light can be created using “lumos maxima” Mobiliarbus: Used to move a tree from one place to another Mobilicorpus: Used to move a body from one place to another Morsmordre: or Morsmorde Used to summon the Dark Mark Muffliato: Causes a buzzing noise to surround a limited area so that those in the area can carry on a private conversation Nox: Extinguishes light, used to douse the light created by “Lumos” Obliviate: Makes a person “oblivious”, erasing their memories of an event Orchideous: Conjures a bunch of flowers from the user’s wand Petrificus Totalus: Total petrification; petrifies an opponent totally Point Me: The Four Point Spell; makes the user’s wand act like a compass Portus: Turns any item into a Portkey, which can then be used to transport a person or persons to another location. Prior Incantato: Reveals to you the last spell that a wand was used to cast Protego: Protects the user, and sends a spell back on an opponent Quietus: Makes things quiet, used to muffle “Sonorus” Reducio: Shrinks an item Reducto: Blasts solid objects into pieces Relashio: Releases something from being constrained or held Rennervate: Was originally “ennervate”, but corrected by author; means to energize or wake up Reparo: Repairs broken items Repello: Repels something Repello Muggletum: Makes an area invisible to Muggles Revelio: Causes something that is hidden to be revealed Rictusempra: Causes a person to curl up in laughter, as if being tickled Riddikulus: Makes a boggart assume a “ridiculous” form, thereby making it funny instead of terrifying Salvio Hexia: Unclear; seems to strengthen other protective spells, or to deflect any hexes cast toward a specific location Scourgify: Used to clean dirt or other material off of a surface Sectumsempra: Causes lacerations to appear all over an opponent’s body, as if they had been cut by an invisible sword Serpensortia: Conjures a snake Silencio: Makes the target of the spell unable to make any sound. Sonorus: Amplifies the user’s voice Stupefy Stupefies an opponent, or knocks them insensible temporarily Tarantallegra: Forces an opponent’s legs to dance uncontrollably Tergeo: Scours something clean Waddiwasi: Removes a stuck object, as in a wad of gum that is stuck in a keyhole Wingardium Leviosa: Allows the user to make an object levitate
chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise (via anononymouss)

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

(via anononymouss)

disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos: disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos: I FOUND THIS TWITTER AND THEY LITERALLY ONLY POST ABOUT BREAD LIKE THEY SEARCH “BREAD” ON TWITTER AND JUST REPLY TO EVERYTHING THEY ALSO TWEET BAND MEMBERS ABOUT BREAD AND THEY SHUT DOWN SEXIST PIGS. USING BREAD.  JUST. OMG ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? (Source: indigesti0n, via beepbeeporwhatever)

disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos:

disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos:

I FOUND THIS TWITTER AND THEY LITERALLY ONLY POST ABOUT BREAD

LIKE THEY SEARCH “BREAD” ON TWITTER AND JUST REPLY TO EVERYTHING

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THEY ALSO TWEET BAND MEMBERS ABOUT BREAD

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AND THEY SHUT DOWN SEXIST PIGS. USING BREAD. 

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JUST. OMG

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?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

(Source: indigesti0n, via beepbeeporwhatever)

gayindustrialcomplex: fag3000: gayindustrialcomplex: Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck did you eat your parents How about you mind your own business (Source: polycrypt, via beepbeeporwhatever)

gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(Source: polycrypt, via beepbeeporwhatever)

danisnotonfire: danisnotorfire: danisontonfire: danisnotofire: danlsnotonfire: theperksofbeingbeth: those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil i know right they’re so annoying i agree they’re just the worst why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really assholes i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore (via anononymouss)

danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

(via anononymouss)

tacogrande:

SOMEONE HELP ME I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING